The first man says to the woman “my dear”, and then “too expensive”.
Happiness calls us on the phone, knocking at our door, stalking us on the street But we always are in a hurry.
A woman is like a guitar. Difficult to configure, and easy to upset.
The cheapest way to impress a woman is to give her expensive gifts.
Once Peter brought from abroad in Russia, sunflower, potatoes, tomatoes, coffee, tobacco. Now it turned out that he brought that little.
Experience helps a woman to marry, a man to be unmarried!
Talent is doing for the fans and a genius for posterity.
A woman always knows what she wants from her man, but not always knows what she wants from him myself.
Not so bad when the husband and wife have only one bad when of it he did not necessary.
The idea is usually a magistrate and feeling accused.
Alcohol is what usually connects the male and female, but separates husband and wife.
What the fortune teller sees the man on the palm, usually written all over his face.
If the lady has fallen, the gentleman always will help her up, the fool will pass, the philanderer will fall next.
There are things, which you will not tell even close. Only a stranger.
A beautiful woman usually suffers from two diseases: delusions of grandeur and delusions of persecution.
For men work – a second home, and for women the house is a second job.
Married women should be rewarded with the medal “For the victory”, married men — the medal “For courage”, and the blank — medal “For the defense”.
A man wants to reduce love to the size of pleasure, and the woman wants to increase the love to the size of happiness.
When the man is sick, he’s looking for a woman, and when he is well, he is looking for another one.
Male molchalivy women: love forgets all the words, but a married man does not have time to get a word in.
Music unites everyone except the neighbors.
A man shouts to be heard, and a woman to understand it.
His wife has one child more than the husband.
Admire the beauty, kindness and love.
Not a woman after marriage becomes worse, and the requirements for it are higher.
Alone, tormented, and society is tiring.
The woman is easier to love than to confess his love. And the man is easier to admit than to fall in love.
If a woman quickly surrendered to the man, it’s not his merit, and all those who had her before!