Its funny; I think Im at a lev…

It's funny; I think I'm at a level of recognizability – is that even a word? – where it's just really nice. I think when people are really famous, it can be hard for them because they feel like it's an invasion. But for me, it's just a few times every day when someone will say something sweet and validating, and it's just the best.

Zach Woods


I realized I was gay in the sh…

I realized I was gay in the shower one day with Barbra Streisand. It happened while I was lathering, rinsing, and repeating with Pert Plus. As I was belting out the chorus to my favorite song from 'Funny Girl,' 'Oh my man, I love him so, he'll never know…' it hit me.

Ross Mathews


I did turn down The Virgin Sui…

I did turn down 'The Virgin Suicides.' I talked to the producers about it, and I just honestly told them that I didn't get it. Is it supposed to be funny, is it a thriller, what is it?

Terry Zwigoff


Letterman is very intimidating…

Letterman is very intimidating because he's so funny, so you have to be really prepared. Also, he's a little squeamish about certain things, so you have to always be on guard to please him.

Norm MacDonald


A lot of the tabloid stories a…

A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them – don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it.

Calista Flockhart


Friends frequently ask how I, …

Friends frequently ask how I, given my politics, dealt with seeing my brother and his companion, Richard, together for the first time. They are surprised when I tell them it wasn't as unsettling as I had anticipated. Richard was smart, funny, kind, and clearly devoted to Curtis. They just clicked.

Laura Ingraham


Its true; I have a skill and i…

It's true; I have a skill and it's… it has not related to acting, it's not related to auditions, it's not related to studios, not related to public whim. It's whether I'm funny or not and whether I can entertain people.

Tim Allen


No, no, I was only funny on st…

No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.

Rowan Atkinson